Sunday, September 07, 2008
To vet or not to vet
Margery and Howie debate the issue. Howie says the 'real reason' the media is going after Palin is because she's so good looking. Now I admit my dirty old mind works similar to the famous/infamous National Lampoon skit about Nadia Comaneci -- the one in which sportscasters describe Nadia on the balance beam -- whenever I see Sarah. (By the way, have you seen recent photos of Nadia?) But the real reason why I've been critical of Sarah is far more sinister: I've been obeying orders. As a card-carrying member of the MSM, I now admit that I follow commands issued by BMG. The fact that I often make fun of lefties and say their policies suck is meaningless. It's a ruse. It's a cover for my real mission of faking to the right, then going left when it really counts. Margery and Jon Keller could confirm this. They get the same marching orders. But they won't confirm it. They still hold out hope of getting promoted to full 100-percent national elite MSM status one day. Not me. Now I know that the promised trust-fund, Hamptons invites, honorary degree from the JFK School of Government and Volvo were all liberal lies. So I'm blowing the whistle on the vast media conspiracy that forced me to criticize Sarah Palin, the poor woman, a true martyred victim of an establishment cabal that secretly rules this country. It's now my firm hope that one day the Republicans can take over the presidency, Congress, Supreme Court and the media so they can really screw things up to spite the liberal weenies in academia. ...
Margery and Howie debate the issue. Howie says the 'real reason' the media is going after Palin is because she's so good looking. Now I admit my dirty old mind works similar to the famous/infamous National Lampoon skit about Nadia Comaneci -- the one in which sportscasters describe Nadia on the balance beam -- whenever I see Sarah. (By the way, have you seen recent photos of Nadia?) But the real reason why I've been critical of Sarah is far more sinister: I've been obeying orders. As a card-carrying member of the MSM, I now admit that I follow commands issued by BMG. The fact that I often make fun of lefties and say their policies suck is meaningless. It's a ruse. It's a cover for my real mission of faking to the right, then going left when it really counts. Margery and Jon Keller could confirm this. They get the same marching orders. But they won't confirm it. They still hold out hope of getting promoted to full 100-percent national elite MSM status one day. Not me. Now I know that the promised trust-fund, Hamptons invites, honorary degree from the JFK School of Government and Volvo were all liberal lies. So I'm blowing the whistle on the vast media conspiracy that forced me to criticize Sarah Palin, the poor woman, a true martyred victim of an establishment cabal that secretly rules this country. It's now my firm hope that one day the Republicans can take over the presidency, Congress, Supreme Court and the media so they can really screw things up to spite the liberal weenies in academia. ...
